Taken from an Except of "Graham McKillip's Final Messages" which was found in the Library of Alexandra in 1278.


Ages ago, when babies were never treated rudely, before the era of Evan's torment, when Patch cat was a young warrior in the army of Ulysses, before Christianity and obesity,
Father Time, Poseidon, Odysseus, Fadeaway, Aslan and Roger Wilco met in the kingdom of Delirium, at the Airport Charyl Davis, in the discussion room 20000A, at the table of light and dreams, and discussed.
They decided to place half of the world's gold, platinum, psychidelica, treelife, and awesome into one band of heroes. Roger Wilco stood up, ripped off his shirt and immediately transformed into a lion, blazing flames off his mane like really expensive conditioner. He yelled "I will direct this band, and make it my own orchestra in which to direct the stars, to channel light from the planets and to control gravity and time. This will be my orchestra" Roger Wilco in his lion form leaped into the fire of rock and reappeared as Achilles to fight some Trojan bitches.
Many years later, after the fall of Evan, and the agifying of patches, the orchestra was created in the midst of the universe's most desperate times.